HEY, KIDS! COMICS!
With brilliant inventor Nikola Tesla acting as Charlie to their Angels, six pregnant women must save the world from a hell of their own creation... and they have to do it all before their water breaks!
"The most messed-up comic you should be reading!"
A Harvard-educated Dandy and his blind, drunk companion are all that stand between the Old West and a Zombie Indian Apocalypse. This is the true story of Custer's Last Stand... whatever they taught you in school is bullshit.
"It's f*****g brilliant and hilarious at the same time."
- Comic Bastards
Kris Kringle just lost his wife in a tragic toy accident, and now he's out to make all those little brats pay! When Santa-skeptic FBI agent Ellie Tewskberry finds her son Byron among the missing, she must fight alongside her wannabe-elf ex-husband to save him -- and Christmas!
"Brilliant reading whatever the time of year. 9 out of 10 stars."
Old comics. New balloons. The writers of this dreck took public domain comics, stripped them of the dialogue, and figured out the story based on the naked art. Working page by page, the only rule is "yes, and..." Once we establish something we can't invalidate it -- we have to build on what came before.
Got it? Good. 'Cuz Frieda don't repeat-a.